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The Condmned is what it is. It’s an entertaining, action adventure, popcorn flix, in the spirit of Battle Royale. Some would say either you like movies like this or you don’t, but I feel many people, like myself, might not enjoy a steady diet of films like this but from time to time like to shut down and watch some crazy action. If your looking for some over the top action fun, this is a film for you.

This is the first WWE Film I’ve seen and I have to say, it’s well done. The story might not be Shakespeare, but the film is much better then a B movie action adventure film. They put money in it and it shows. It also shows how far the WWE has come from the 80’s film No Holds Barred staring Hulk Hogan. If you missed it, it sucked.

This is the first Stone Cold Steve Austin film in a three film deal with WWE Film. Stone Cold holds his own in this film and one could compare his performance to any early Arnold Schwarzenegger or Sylvester Stallone film. He has a great stage presence and will go as far as the quality of his future films let him.

In The Condmned Stone Cold plays Jack Conrad, a death-row prisoner in a corrupt Central American prison who is purchased by a wealthy television producer to take part in a fight on a live online reality game show. Conrad is dropped off on a island and forced to fight to the death with nine other killers from all over the world. Millions of viewer watch as these killers fight each other knowing only the last man standing will earn a chance at freedom.

The film’s co-stars are Vinnie Jones (LOCK, STOCK AND TWO SMOKING BARRELS, X-MEN: THE LAST STAND) and Rick Hoffman (HOSTEL). Vinnie Jones plays the top tuff guy and he’s good at it. Rick Hoffman gives a great performance as a sympathetic character that has trouble with the ethics of his bosses show. Both are great additions to the film.

If your a fan of Stone Cold, or looking for an adrenalin-charged action thriller this is a movie for you. If your looking for something more, then I doubt you were considering The Condemned anyway, so go see In the Land of Women again.

Website + Trailer = http://www.watchthemdielive.com/

IMDB = http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0443473/

Wikipedia = http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Condemned

Wearing a revealing dress may guarantee an actress column inches, but in Thailand it can also leave her sentenced to community service and with her career in ruins.

Chotiros Suriyawong, a 22-year-old actress better known by her stage name of Amy, has been publicly vilified after she dared to turn up to Thailand’s version of the Oscars ceremony in a dress modelled on Elizabeth Hurley’s well-known safety-pin number.

She has been sacked from the cast of a film in which she was due to appear and ordered by her university to make a public apology and to do 15 days of community service by reading to the blind.

It’s a far cry from Thailand’s more usual image of freewheeling sexuality, with its nightclubs and “massage parlours”. But this is Thailand under the rule of the generals, who seized power in September. Ms Suriyawong has found herself on the receiving end of a morality drive launched by the authorities.

The dress she wore to the Golden Swan awards had a three-inch wide slit from the hips to the cleavage. It was conservative compared to the outfits that young Thai women wear in the tourist bars of Phuket or Bangkok’s Khaosan district. But it was too much for Suraphol Nitikraipot, rector of Bangkok’s Thammasat University, where Ms Suriyawong is a student. “Society feels this is a disgrace and that her actions have affected the reputation of this university,” he said.

Ms Suriyawong was reportedly forced to demonstrate to the university that the dress had specially sewn-in underwear.

http://news.independent.co.uk/world/asia/article2278039.ece

I wonder how one goes about demonstrating swen-in underwear?

1928 Maria Falconetti - Went bald for her portrayal of Joan of Arc in La Passion. It is said to be one of the most astonishing performances ever committed to film, and it would remain her final cinematic role.

1979 Star Trek: The Motion Picture debuts in theaters. Persis Khambatta plays the bald Lieutenant Ilia. Star Trek nerds all over the world masterbate.

Ève Salvail is a Canadian supermodel born on April 7, 1973 in Matane, Quebec. She was one of the top fashion models of the 1990s and the first top model who shaved her head. She created a lot of interest with this avant-garde look among fashion designers. She still sports very short hair, although no longer shaved. She has a tattoo of a Chinese dragon on her scalp.

1990 Sinéad O’Connor’s first two albums (1987’s The Lion and the Cobra and 1990’s I Do Not Want What I Haven’t Got) gained considerable attention and mostly positive reviews. She was praised for her unique voice and her original songs. She was also noted for her appearance: her shaved head, angry expression, and sometimes shapeless or unusual clothing.

I Do Not Want What I Haven’t Got contained her international breakthrough hit “Nothing Compares 2 U”, a song written by Prince and originally recorded and released by a side project of his, The Family. Aided by a memorable and well received video by John Maybury which consisted almost solely of O’Connor’s face as she performed the song, it became a massive international hit, reaching #1 in several countries. She eventually won the Grammy for Best Alternative Music Performance but boycotted the award show protesting against its extreme commercial nature.

O’Connor’s career received a significant blow — especially in the United States — on October 3, 1992, when she appeared on Saturday Night Live as a musical guest, on a show hosted by Tim Robbins. She was singing an a cappella version of Bob Marley’s “War” to protest sexual abuse in the Roman Catholic Church, and added a lyric about “child abuse.” She then presented a photo of Pope John Paul II to the camera while singing the word “evil,” after which she tore the photo into pieces, said “fight the real enemy,” and threw the pieces towards the camera. Almost immediately, NBC’s switchboard was jammed with thousands of complaints. To this day, NBC refuses to allow the footage to be rebroadcast. Instead, they show footage from the dress rehearsal where she smiles and bows after finishing the song.

The reaction to Sinéad’s act of defiance was swift. In the resultant media furor, O’Connor was booed off stages and verbally abused by audiences. Her records were destroyed, and radio stations refused to play her songs.

1997 Demi Moore plays GI Jane in this action movie that tells the story of the first woman to undergo SEAL (Sea, Air, and Land) training. Lieutenant Jordan O’Neil (Moore’s character) is hand-picked by a U.S. Senator Lillian de Haven (Anne Bancroft) to go through the rigorous Navy SEAL training right along with the men. Jordan O’Neil faces sexism and physical challenges as well as the horse-trading by the Senator who selected her for the experimental program.

1999 Joan Jett shaved her head for her ‘Fetish’ album. Talk about an artist commited to her work.

1999 Bai Ling completely shaved her head for her role in Anna and the King. Her mane was more than three feet long and she mulled over the decision for months. In the end, it was a wise move, as her scenes as the doomed character Tuptim became even more poignant for it.

2000 Remember that episode of Who’s The Boss that Angela Bauer shaved her head and admited to Tony her need for kinky sex? Neither do I, but Judith Light did shave her head for a play called ‘Wit’ in which she plays someone with metastatic ovarian cancer in the fourth stage — and there is no fifth.

2006 Natalie Portman shaved her head for her role in the film adaptation of Alan Moore’s graphic novel, V for Vendetta, released in March 2006. Her shaved head was first seen publicly at the Revenge of the Sith premieres. She kept her hair short for most of 2005, had a fauxhawk mohawk, and briefly sported a full mohawk in late August, saying that it was “kind of wonderful to throw vanity away for a bit”.

2007 After spending 24 hours in rehab Britney Spears goes “nuts” and shaves her head. Some say she is close to a mental breakdown, others say it’s a cry for help, I say rehad makes you crazy.

Heather Graham and Bridget Moynahan lesbian make out in some movie I’ve never heard of.

Hot Fuzz is a 2007 British police action/comedy film written by Simon Pegg and Edgar Wright, known for Shaun of the Dead and Spaced. It is directed by Edgar Wright and produced by Nira Park.

Hot Fuzz Trailers | Hot Fuzz Website | Hot Fuzz IMDd Everything that Simon Pegg and Edgar Wright have penned so far has been gold. I’m willing to bet that Hot Fuzz will be gold too. It’s set for a limited release in the US on April 13th.

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Hot Chicks with Douchebags

“Porn star’s name may ring a ‘Bell’

Sex education Dustin (Screech) Diamond will be appearing in a way many of his fans hoped never ever to see him.
He may have played nerdy eighth-grader Samuel (Screech) Powers in the sitcom “Saved by the Bell.” But former TV geek Dustin Diamond can now take his place with Colin Farrell, Tommy Lee and Kid Rock as the star of his very own sex tape.

Everyone who remembers Diamond as a lovable putz is in for a shock once they see a 40-minute video in which he engages in a kinky three-way with two women, sources tell us.

We can’t get too graphic here, but word is that the action includes some bodily functions and an act known as a “Dirty Sanchez.”

Phoenix-based agent David Hans Schmidt, who has brokered some of Hollywood’s biggest celebrity-skin deals, confirms that he’s acquired the rights to a tape featuring Diamond.

“Just when you think you have seen everything in this business,” he tells us, “mankind has raised the bar another notch. Or lowered it.”

Schmidt is in L.A., shopping the tape to Hustler’s Larry Flynt, Vivid’s Steven Hirsch and other major distributors of adult video.

Now age 29, the 6-foot Diamond is much brawnier than you may remember him. He’s a black belt in karate, and, four years ago, he defeated Ron Palillo (Horshack on “Welcome Back, Kotter”) on Fox’s “Celebrity Boxing 2.”

Diamond’s manager, Roger Paul, said his client has become a successful standup comic and will appear on the ABC sitcom “The Knights of Prosperity.”

“I haven’t seen the tape,” Paul told us. “I’ve heard rumors. Dustin has been trying to escape the Screech typecast. So this may help me get more bookings.”

In 1996, former “Saved by the Bell” sweetheart Elizabeth Berkley bared all in the Paul Verhoeven-Joe Eszterhas trashterpiece, “Show Girls.”

The sex vid’s working title is “Saved by the Smell.” Ewwwww.”

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/gossip/story/456104p-383834c.html

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