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2/5/04

Your Gay!

One of the more annoying things about running a semi popular website is that you get hit up for links and link exchanges all the time. This can be cool when the person actually has read your website, but most of the time the email comes from someone that has only looked at your site long enough to find your email address. Check out the one I got today and make sure you click the link.

"Dear Fellow Webmaster,

I am the head webmaster at out11.com. We believe that your site may be interested in exchanging links with our site because we may share the same target audience. Please visit our site. http://www.out11.com. If you would like to exchange links please exchange links at this url."

So in a nut sack what he's saying is that if your reading this, your gay. Not that there is anything wrong with that you big homo.

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College student Rich Benton becomes the Christian super hero THE CARDINAL, after seeking God's direction for his life. Live action film, based on the Christian comic book "The Cardinal Adventures" by K.J.Kolka. This kicks so much satan ass.

"Classic alternative" radio brings back the golden nineties.

Protesters allege rape victim denied morning-after pill.

Bush 2004 Campaign Pledges To Restore Honor And Dignity To White House.

Thanks go out to Brendan of Brendanverse for being an awesome dude.

Scott Hudson | Slapass | Redbrain | bOg

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2/3/04

Nut Sacks are the New Trucker Caps

After seeing Love Don't Cost A Thing this holiday season (I wouldn't recommend it) I decided that the youth of today needed some hot new slang. So I came up with two new phrases that I hope you'll put in your slang dictionary.

The first phrase is "bookclub" meaning not cool and bordering on nerdish. Examples follow.

I used to like Ashton Kutcher but now that he's dating Demi Moore he's totally bookclub.

All this homework is making me bookclub!

I know Clay Aiken is totally hot but sometimes I think he might be a bit too bookclub.

The second phrase is "nut sack" meaning cool and/or the man. Examples follow.

I used to like Ashton Kutcher but now I think Nick Lachey is the nut sack.

"Your the nut sack dog!" barked Randy Jackson.

Did you see the half time show with Janet Jackson's bare tit! That was the nut sack!

Please take these phrases move forward and make the world a whole lot cooler.

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Get your nipple shield here.

Valley Teen Sounds Off On Singer Britney Spears. That teen is soooo bookclub!

The history of nudity on television. Jayne Mansfield is the original Janet Jackson.

Solo Suck. This guy and sucks his own junk and made a website about it. Not safe for work via Jaggle

January's (Iraq) death toll close to setting record. In January, U.S. suffered 40 combat fatalities in Iraq It is the 2nd-deadliest month for troops since major operations over.

Jörg Buttgereit's Nekromantik (1987) and Nekromantik 2 (1991). I had Nekromantik 2 on tape when I was in highschool. Crazy stuff.

Helmut Newton and the Invincible Woman. Helmut was/is one of my favorite photographers.

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1/29/04

All the Candidates Look Like Brat Packers. Funny analysis of the Dem candidates and their parallels to John Huges Movies.

Looks like R. Kelly and Wacko Jacko won't get to talk shop during next month's Grammy festivities.

A Fair and Balanced Look at the Al Franken Tackle.

Babies with Beards. Hot!

THE 100 MOST ANNOYING THINGS OF 2003. Robert Berry of retroCrush is great at this kind of thing.

The Golden Globes: Night of the "Golden Globes"...if you catch my meaning... Wink. Wink.

Eat Babies.

A SheMale boy band! It's like a boy band or a girl band but better. It's a best of both worlds band.

If your a hotza hotza lover you got to check this out. You are given the choice of picking 10 Lightspeed sites to have full access to for one month. Every month you stay you may shuffle the sites around and try whatever 10 sites you choose. With 25+ sites to choose from that is a ton of hotza hotza. Lightspeed has some of the greatest content on the web so this is a stea!.

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1/28/04

Sushi racing! If you like racing, and you love sushi your going to go ape shit over sushi racing!

Flippy's kitties. Cute kitties to the max.

Law & Order Coloring Book. I love Law & Order.

Phat Pimp Clothing. Clothing for white boyz and girlz.

Worst Hypothetical Rapper Names. Sup Ice-T-Bag.

Kill Bill Vol. 2 Trailer. ACES!

Amy Sedaris Onion Interview.

HowWasShe.com.

Kazuhito Tadano, a Cleveland Indians minor leaguer, has apologized for appearing in a gay porn film. He's a pitcher but played a catcher on the film if you get my drift.

Funny Ha Ha Photo Album. That kid looks weird.

U.S. Says it Never Warned of "Imminent" Iraq Threat. He said it was "urgent," Vice President Dick Cheney called it "mortal" and it was "immediate" to Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld.

CrazyAss13

1/22/04

why do people have to fight? awesome. we could all learn something from herve villachez.

how bad is your workspace? looks like mr messy works here.

photographs can lie. photoshop put these guys out of business.

marko new wave bootleg encyclopaedia. bootlegs are low quality screw jobs. i got a pj harvey bootleg one time in which you could hear two people talking better then the concert.

NeOnbubble. this site = awesome

assmatrix.com. this guy likes butts. not safe for work.

burzaco stencil. nice work.

dr dean yearrgh speech remixes. yearrgh!

protester = criminal? george bush's america.

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1/21/04

First up if you got $23 bucks and enjoy the site please buy a t-shirt.

toby keith is retarded. another great read from the fat midget.

imaginary girlfriend from canada. if i didn't have a girlfriend and i was a big fat liar i'd be all over this. ca13 recommended. bid now. a++++++++++ seller.

trucker fags in denial. the trucker fags is going to be my new band name. expect big things.

ApeChild. always a great read.

al franken: state this! franken responds to bush's state of the union. a must for franken fans.

bush knew. Interesting.

carstuckgirls.com. ha ha ha stupid sexy girls get cars stuck in mudd and guck. ha ha ha stupid sexy girls.

foto's doop deel 1. is that a pig head?

pepsi goes gladiator. i drink diet pepsi to spice things up from time to time. i know, i'm sooo krazy! this guy drinks crystal lite. haw haw haw.

george w bush and the real state of the union. harsh but true.

dean's yeagh speech . if you have not heard it.

<PLUGS> Redbrain | bOg | Slapass | Perfect Echo | Circle of Addiction

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1/14/04

I'll Have You Know I Have Several Black Friendsters!

the barbarians are coming. This looks really good.

how to mince a hamburger. I'd try it.

two wires thin. He's still ugly.

al franken - "I'm Al Franken. I'm here to present the funniest ad award. I'm a last-minute substitution, former Treasury Secretary Paul O'Neill was supposed to be the presenter, but unfortunately he was murdered." I love Al Franken.

this guy really has a problem. He needs a woman that will rape him with a strap on.

funny fat movies (not so much funny as scary). The more the cushion the easier the pushing?

help me eat a dolphin. Just buy a can of tuna.

liberal hawks reconsider the iraq war. I love politics.

catherine bosley. She has really weird boobs. Check the hotza links for examples.

jaime gleicher. I never went to camp when I was a kid so I hate anyone that ever did.

d5ive. Nice design.

have you ever drew.....on lsd. I fucking hate phish. Did you know some dudes name in Phish is Cactus. Fucking Cactus.

stop motion studies.

the bible in 50 words.

anal sex is the new black. I have no idea what this person is talking about but it's a great headline.

david lachapel portraits. Check out the Keith Richards, Paul Reubens, Outkast, Moby, and Paris Hilton.

this is like the coolest person.

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1/8/04

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