Patriotic. Yeah Right.
By Fat Midget

Sucked In 2002 By CrazyAss13

Apparently, I’m a Homo By Fagatron

Conversations With a Midget
By Fagatron

You Voted, Didn't You? By Mr Pickles

Art Vs. Marketing By Fagatron

Christians Are Stupid By Fat Midget

Nerds Gone Wild! By Fagatron

Dr. Snack Trial Mix Review By Fagatron

Terry Richardson Gallery

New York's Finest Baby Killer
By Fagatron

Five Movie Reviews
By CrazyAss13

Brad In Bolder By Mr Pickles

3/14/03

3/11/03

Sup butt nuts? I'm surprised to announce that we've actually filled the CrazyAss13 fantasy baseball league. So if you missed out on that shit, better luck next year.

3/07/03

League ID#: 149959
Password: stuntmock
Draft Type: Live
Draft Time: Friday, March 21 at 2:45 pm CST
Maximum Number of Teams: 12
Maximum Players on a Team: 25
Player Universe: All baseball
Maximum Moves: No maximum
Maximum Trades: No maximum
Scoring Type: Rotisserie League
Waiver Time: 2 days
Last Trade Date: Sunday, August 10
Trade Reject Time: 2 days
Maximum Games: 162
Maximum Innings: 1250
Retroactive Stats: No
Roster Changes: Daily
Starting Positions: C, 1B, 2B, 3B, SS, OF, OF, OF, Util, SP, SP, RP, RP, P, P, P, DL, DL
Statistical Categories (Batters): Runs
Home Runs, Runs Batted In, Stolen Bases, Batting Average
Statistical Categories (Pitchers): Wins, Saves, Strikeouts, Earned Run Average, (Walks + Hits)/ Innings Pitched

DO IT!

3/06/03

2/26/03

This update was created with the help of the Racial Slur Database** and was not meant to offend Chinamen, Fishheads, Gomers, Red Beards, White Trash, Reds, Reggies, Cowfucks, and or Dyke-Jumpers.

First up a special thanks* to Fox 99.3 for blowing up my hits this week. If your coming from that site the Japan ass skirts are below.

As for the ass skirts a reader sent me another link debunking the whole thing, and one dude sent a link to some "real" see thru clothing. Oh and because I keep getting emails, I do not sell, nore do I know where you can buy these skirts that do not exist.

Here are some more dumb links for you.

Irony | Switch | Nerds | War | Gay | Art | Art | Art | Ape

*not special

2/19/03

Errr just because I've had a few people email me, yes I'm pretty sure the Japan ass skirts are photoshoped.

2/17/03

Japan Fashion


They are not see-thru skirts. They are prints on the skirts to make it look as if the panties are visible and are all the rage in Japan.

This is the coolest thing ever! My favorite rioters are Party 20, he's kind of a ham but Party 44, and Party 32 because he is such a hot piece of ass. Is anyone else thinking G N R rioter trading cards? I know I am.