Let’s Elect A Democrat Next Year By Mr Pickles


Jerry Garcia Is Dead By Fat Midget



Patriotic. Yeah Right. By Fat Midget



Sucked In 2002 By CrazyAss13



Apparently, I’m a Homo By Fagatron



Conversations With a Midget By Fagatron



You Voted, Didn't You? By Mr Pickles



Art Vs. Marketing By Fagatron



Christians Are Stupid By Fat Midget



Nerds Gone Wild! By Fagatron



Dr. Snack Trial Mix Review By Fagatron



Terry Richardson Gallery



New York's Finest Baby Killer By Fagatron



Five Movie Reviews By CrazyAss13



Brad In Bolder By Mr Pickles

4/30/03

What Happened To Christina Aquilera!?!?

Cunt Trumps | Welcome To The WORLD OF URKEL

Look...Boobs! | Vertigo Than And Now

THE LOST ART OF SEDUCTION OR HOW TO TRICK A WOMAN INTO LETTING YOU DO THINGS TO HER

The Gashlycrumb Tinies | ABC's

The Real Slim Shaddy?

"So the Dixie Chicks are against the war? I suppose next, they'll be speaking out against the General Lee jumping over a crick."

Courtney Cox's Asshole | Peep Show Stories

Sandals & Socks | Battle Royale Cosplay

I had two captions for this one. I'm about 99.9% sure this girl is an alien or bitch fix your face.

Bible Sex Stories | Bush VS Bush (need Real Player)

Sexx or Something Else | Pr0n Star Trading Cards

CUNT | Gig Posters | raymitheminx

Boy 'Pregnant' With Twin Brother

Check out my buddie Freye Brayne's site.

NeOnbubble | Orsm | Web-Shite | Drunk And Disorderly

4/28/03

4/24/03

I'm Embarrassed The Dixie Chicks Are Still "News"

I wasn't going to comment on this but it's really starting to piss me off. Who gives a shit what the Dixie Chicks said about president Bush? It pisses me off that so many people focused on this instead of the troops fighting in Iraq and if you thought you were supporting the troops by getting the Dixie Chicks banned on the local radio station you're stupid because our troops didn't shed any tears over what the fat little Dixie Chick said about President Bush. These people are on the same level as the peace protesters that found it necessary to disrupt traffic and fuck shit up that had nothing to do with protesting this war. Don't get me wrong if you want to go out and protest the Dixie Chicks that's your right and I support that right, but really, with all the shit that's going on right now do the Dixie Chicks really merit this much attention?

Another thing that is pissing me off is the whole "We don't want to hear celebrities opinions on war.", because it's a bullshit argument that people use when it's convenient. Charlie Daniels, Clint Black, Merle Haggard, Barbara Mandrell, Loretta Lynn, Ricky Skaggs, Travis Tritt, Hank Williams Jr, Amy Grant, Larry Gatlin, Crystal Gayle, Reba McEntire, Lee Greenwood, Lorrie Morgan, Anita Bryant, Mike Oldfield, Ted Nugent, Wayne Newton, Dick Clark, Jay Leno, Drew Carey, Dixie Carter, Victoria Jackson, Charleton Heston, Fred Thompson, Ben Stein, Bruce Willis, Kevin Costner, Arnold Schwartzenegger, Bo Derek, Rick Schroeder, George Will, Pat Buchanan, Bill O'Reilly, Joe Rogan, Delta Burke, Robert Conrad and Jesse Ventura. All the celebrities above gave their opinion on the war yet no one is calling for their heads. No one is telling them to shut their mouths. Why? They were all pro war. What your really saying is "We don't want to hear celebrities opinions on war unless they agree with ours". That doesn't sound very patriotic or American to me.

Other Junk

Now that I got that off my chest lets get to the funny! The Fat Midget is back with Jerry Garcia Is Dead. Funny shit. All the fans of Mr Pickles need to stay tuned because he'll be back next week with a great post that proves not all the writers here at CA13 are "liberal pinkos".

I got to give a big thank you to ScreaminKing of Outbreed for helping me set up graymatter. He's a real wiz.

4/22/03

Some lame ass was trying to pass this piss poor photoshop as a real picture taken from the cockpit of the second plane that hit the twin towers. I swear if any of you mother faggots forward me this I'll cut you!

"Of course the people don't want war. But after all, it's the leaders of the country who determine the policy, and it's always a simple matter to drag the people along whether it's a democracy, a fascist dictatorship, or a parliament, or a communist dictatorship. Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism, and exposing the country to greater danger."

This is the blind link to Redbrains site / Christina Aquilera picture part of the update. I'm sure you know the drill by now.

I just wasted a good 20 minutes looking for a good Christina Aquilera joke and I couldn't find any. What the fuck! So I'm going to use an old Micheal Jackson joke. Why was Christina Aquilera (Michael Jackson) spotted at K-Mart? She (He) heard boys' pants were half-off !

4/17/03

"The press coverage of the anti-war movement often shows a very limited, predictable, and stereotyped cross section of those involved."

SIGUR ROS new video is pretty amazing.

Anything with Robots = win.

I'm going to send in my "Dog Balls" button.

Check out this Iraq Poster Exhibit.

Cats in hats. Not cute.

John Allen. Professional jerk off.

Fluffy Tuffy. Play Time.

Protest records has some cool stencils and mp3s.

"Like millions of your fellow Americans, you enjoy ice cream but do NOT enjoy seeing your money funneled to wacko left-wing causes." Ha Ha Ha Ha! It's fucking Ice cream! They make it sound like the terrorists have won if you buy Ben & Jerry.

Ugly stickers.

Just the numbers.

Plug | Plug | Plug | Plug

3/27/03

What Do You Think Christina Aguilera Is Doing Right Now

Fagatron sent me what is probably the greatest song ever composed The band is Shat and the song is "What Do You Think Christina Aguilera Is Doing Right Now?". Check it out mother fagots.

<Conan O'Brien> In the year 2000, Christina Aguilara is rushed to the ER, and almost dies on the table when doctors relize that no ammount of scrubbing can get her clean. </Conan O'Brien>

On google this site is ranked #44 for the keyword "christina aguilera pictures". I so rule!

Thanks go out to Fat Mouse for creating this photoshop madness.

I've been saying it for years and this website proves it babies are stupid.

"Lesbian pop duo Tatu claim they have sex with each other three times a day." I think someones 15 minutes of fame is fading fast. I can't wait tell next week when Tatu will claim they are now having sex with each other FIVE times a day! I don't think you people get it! We are teenage lezbos that have sex with each other! Buy our cd!