9/12/03
Two families move from Saudi Arabia to America. When they arrive, the fathers make each other a bet -- in a year's time, whichever family has become more American will win. A year later when they meet again, the first guy says, "My son's playing baseball, I had McDonald's for breakfast and I'm on my way to pick up a case of Bud for tonight. How about you?"
The second guy says, "Fuck you, rag-head!"
OH FLIP! Legendary Pixies To Reunite For Tour, Album!
The Funny Side Of Celine
Interview of Andy Milonakis AKA "The Super Bowl Is Gay"
ACE OF BASE. THEY HAVE NEW ALBUM! DA CAPO - IS THE NAME OF THE ALBUM!
Hotski Britney Spears New Rolling Stones Photos
Adam Neate is an artist who lives and works in the heart of East London.
His most recent project entitled "Left and Found" involved painting over 100 individual canvases and hanging them on found nails on buildings around East London.
Mark Ryden produces painstakingly painted, pastel-colored canvases of less-than-innocent children in surroundings so compulsively packed with nutty detail as to try the eye severely. Bunnies, choice cuts of raw meat, the visage of Abraham Lincoln and sugary religious icons are among his continuing motifs.
A Year in Review
I've been gone. Some of this post is old because I forgot to put it up before I left.
So is everyone sick of this yet? Kissing Xtina and Britney? Madonna you've sunk to an all time low. Yeah. Check out the video too.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! Macaulay Culkin to play a young Hannibal Lecter in THE LECTER VARIATION?!?!?
Anna Kournikova still sucks at tennis.
So You Wanna Be A Glam Rocker?
Porn Star Guru | Pam Anderson
Check out what every white kid in the burbs is drinking.
Guns and Dope Party | What the shit is this?
Arnold Schwarzenegger once told a magazine interviewer about participating in an orgy with other bodybuilders, noting that "everybody jumped on" the woman involved and "took her upstairs where we all got together." The California Republican added that not every muscleman participated in the gang bang, "just the guys who can fuck in front of other guys. Not everybody can do that. Some think that they don't have a big-enough cock, so they can't get a hard-on."
The Fine Erotic Works of KellyMichaelCharlesLind
Celebs Without Makeup | Electra Woman and Dyna Girl
There are some pretty funny captioned images on this site. I LOLed at this one.
Beyonce's Booty | Bill O'Reilly Wants You To Shut Up
Cult Sirens | God Save The Queen
War affects everyone, not just those directly involved in the fighting. This webpage is a simple attempt to demonstrate one of the more quantifiable effects of war: the financial burden it places on our tax dollars.
Iraqis Fault U.S. For Mosque Bomb
HAY NERDS! The DVD won't come out until November 25, but you can already jerk off to the 11 deleted scenes featured on the X2: X-Men United DVD online!
Prolific singer/songwriter Wesley Willis has passed away at the age of 40.
Isn't this like a Mentos commercial or something?
A HOT and SEXY way advertise headphones!
Jamie Koeppe winner of WWE diva's contest ONE | TWO
The new White Stripes video has Kate Moss pole dancing.
Underwear that lets your sack hang free. That is, if you have a sack.
9 PORN MOMENTS I WOULD PAY TO SEE!
Evidence of WMD at Last
Sometimes I curse the day photoshop was ever invented.
I-Just | Willard J Outsider Folk Art | Madden Football Jinx | Pump Friction | Bettie Page | New York Unerground |David Beckham's Celebrity Quiz "Name That Mane!" | How to Pick Up a Really Hot Babe | Paris Hilton Porn Star or Paris Hilton Pop Star | Your father waz here motha'fuckers | Breaching Great Whites
Take a look at the awesome art of Cynthia von Buhler.
Thom Filicia, Queer Eye For the Straight Guy's interior designer, did not graduate from Syracuse University as his Bravo cable network profile claims. OHHHHHHH NO! I knew this was all to good to be true! WHY CAN'T WE EVER HAVE ANYTHING NICE!
Veterans are condemning House Republicans' failure to deliver a $3.2 billion boost for the Veterans Affairs Department that would have shrunk the agency's waiting list for medical care.
Bush Job Performance Continues to Slip
"They can dish it out, but they can't take it" Al Franken talks about his big victory over the Fox News bullies, why Bush can be thrown out in 2004, and comedy as a political weapon.
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Ahnold Took The Pot!?!?
