Man, some of these are sooooo awesomely not true and funny.
Me and my girlfriend were shopping in a supermarket. For some reason she kept reaching back and touching my d@#k. I wasn’t going to argue. All of a sudden we found ourselves in the middle of the supermarket making out. She said we should go to the meat section. Why, don’t ask me.
We get there and she pulls up her very short skirt, revealing she had no panties on. Then we both sat down on the floor. After a while we were both naked in the supermarket. About 300 people were staring at us. But we ignored them. She sat on my already very hard d@#k, telling me to bounce her up and down.
We f@#ked for about an hour in the supermarket, then another girl came and joined. After another hour of a threesome we all got tired. We got the other chick’s number and have had threesomes ever since.
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The thunderous sound of applause and rocket engines erupted across Kennedy Space Center, Fla., as Space Shuttle Discovery lifted off from Launch Pad 39B for NASA’s Return to Flight mission. Commanded by Eileen Collins and carrying an international crew of seven astronauts, the Space Shuttle soared over the Atlantic Ocean as it left Florida’s eastern shores and climbed into the sky. Discovery is on a 12-day flight to deliver equipment and supplies to the International Space Station. The STS-114 mission comes after a two and a half year initiative to reinforce the orbiters and improve the safety of the Space Shuttle fleet.
With the clearing of the launch pad tower and Discovery in orbit, the vehicle and its crew now begins the two-day chase to rendezvous with the International Space Station.
In 1986, Frank Zappa appeared on Crossfire to discuss rock lyrics and censorship. Let’s just say the enchange got a little heated.
A year later, Zappa appeared on Crossfire again. Check it out here.
The epic battle between man and machine has lead to some of mankind proudest achievements. Recently the search for true artificial intelligence has lead researchers to online casino poker. Much has been written about the popularity of online casino poker and the enormous affect it has had on our gambling habits. As it so happens, online casino poker has also impacted the world of science. Advancements in casino poker software featured at various online casinos around the web have inspired researchers in their attempt to create an artificially intelligent entity.
Prior to turning to online casino poker, mankind´s search for artificial intelligence has concentrated primarily on the fields of robotics and computers. A computer is the only thing that is capable of simulating the enormous computing power of the human brain. One of the most impressive accomplishments in the field of artificial intelligence was IBM´s chess computer Deep Blue. In 1997, Deep Blue managed to beat the world champion in chess Gary Kasparov. This was the first time in history that a computer managed to beat a reigning world champion. Much like chess, online casino poker is a game that requires an extensive use of strategy.
Researchers are now creating poker robots that are capable of going head to head in a game of online casino poker. This field has gotten so big that there is actually a poker tournament held in Las Vegas called the World Series of Poker Robots, in which the latest advancements in the world of online casino poker robots are showcased. This year´s event lasted from July 12th to 20th at the Binion´s Casino. After three days of competition, a poker robot by the name of “PokerProbot” emerged victorious and grabbed the $100,000 grand prize curtsey of the event´s sponsor the Golden Palace online casino.
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For hours on end, the woman sitting near the poker pit at Binion’s during the final day of the World Series of Poker tournament sat out of the limelight, willingly letting her boyfriend bask in its glow.
Wearing a tank top that read, “My boyfriend can kick your ass,” actress Jennifer Tilly was just another poker fan that night, watching along with the crowd as her significant other, Phil “The Unabomber” Laak, beat the stuffing out of a “poker robot” programmed to play a strangely human-like game.
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Acording to the report above Sony paid stations to play J-Lo, Good Charlotte, Jessica Simpson, and Franz Ferdinand singles. Nothing shocking.
I saw this on Fleshbot and you got to check it out. The Body Bouncer, make sure to watch the video too.
80 bucks seem like a little much for a trampoline with a hole in it.
David Sedaris is great.
By the time I got to my sister’s, it was dark. I poured myself a scotch, and then, like always, Amy brought out a few things she thought I might find interesting. The first was a copy of The Joy of Sex, which she’d found at a flea market and planned to leave on the coffee table the next time our father visited. “What do you think he’ll say?” she asked. It was the last thing a man would want to find in his daughter’s apartment—that was my thought, anyway—but then she handed me a magazine called New Animal Orgy, which was truly the last thing a man would want to find in his daughter’s apartment. This was an old issue, dated 1974, and it smelled as if it had spent the past few decades in the dark, not just hidden but locked in a chest and buried underground.
“Isn’t that the filthiest thing you’ve ever seen in your life?” Amy asked, but I found myself too stunned to answer. The magazine was devoted to two major stories—photo essays, I guess you could call them. The first involved a female cyclist who stops to rest beside an abandoned windmill and seduces what the captions refer to as “a stray collie.”
“He’s not a stray,” Amy said. “Look at that coat—you can practically smell the shampoo.”
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