Costas Condemns ‘Sports’ Poker As Crock

THE POKER craze apparently has not moved Bob Costas.

On his HBO show, he said, “I hold in my hand the New York Times, and in the sports section, their new regular column on poker. … Now at the risk of alienating degenerates from coast to coast, I must say I find it hard to get worked up over a sport that boasts all the pageantry and magic of Saturday night at my Uncle Murray’s basement. …

“Meanwhile, your 18-year-old kid is somehow hooked on this mind-numbing fare and has blown most of next semester’s tuition payment on an online game of Texas Hold’Em.

“Look, poker is not a sport. … Put it on the Game Show Network and let Chuck Woolery host it.”

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