Man, some of these are sooooo awesomely not true and funny.
Me and my girlfriend were shopping in a supermarket. For some reason she kept reaching back and touching my d@#k. I wasn’t going to argue. All of a sudden we found ourselves in the middle of the supermarket making out. She said we should go to the meat section. Why, don’t ask me.
We get there and she pulls up her very short skirt, revealing she had no panties on. Then we both sat down on the floor. After a while we were both naked in the supermarket. About 300 people were staring at us. But we ignored them. She sat on my already very hard d@#k, telling me to bounce her up and down.
We f@#ked for about an hour in the supermarket, then another girl came and joined. After another hour of a threesome we all got tired. We got the other chick’s number and have had threesomes ever since.
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